The geographical center of Boston is in Roxbury. Due north of the center we find the South End. This is not to be confused with South Boston which lies directly east from the South End. North of the South End is East Boston and southwest of East Boston is the North End. There's no school on School Street, no court on Court Street, no dock on Dock Square, no water on Water Street.
After this, it starts to get confusing
First of all, y'ah goin thah wrong fahkin' direction. But yah can't turn around on this street, so you gahtta go up three blocks, cause the first two ah those fahkin' one ways goin' the ahthah way. So yah go three blocks up, take a right at the Dunkin' Donuts, then go all the way down to thah rotahry. Y'ah gonna get to School Street, but it ain't the same School Street yah saw on your way to the rotahry, so don't take that one, right? Go three kwatahs of the way around the rotahry, and take a right. This is School Street, but yah won't know it cause it ain't mahked. On School Street y'ah gonna go straight till it turns into a one way street goin' the othah direction. Then ya take a left on the little side street theah. It'll take yah in a circle and continue on the othah side of School Street, but it ain't School Street anymoah. Anyway, go straight, then take a left at the retahted kid sellin' flowahs. Take that street straight, but it ain't really straight `cause it curves and, shit, it's wicked confuzin', but don't worry, cause yah just follow the street. It's called Cambridge Street `cause you're in Bahston and it goes ta fahkin' Cambridge. Until you get ta Cambridge, then it turns into Bahston Street. But I wouldn't know about that, `cause only lefties, qweeahs and cahllege kids are in fahkin' Cambridge.
Anyway, keep goin', and then take that street ta 95 nahth. Go 95 nahth, which turns into 93 sahth for a minute, but it's also route three nahth. Anyway, when y'ah on 95 nahth,or 93 sahth, or 3 nahth, look for exit 53. You know it's comin' when you get tah exit 51, cause there's no exit 52. Unless y'ah goin' 95 sahth, or 93 nahth, or 3 sahth, cause theah's an exit 52 goin' that way. Anyway,after ya take exit 53, stop at the gas station and ask the wicked huge guy how to get theah from heah. He can tell ya.
You think that it's your God-given right to cut off someone off in traffic and to 'J' walk.
You think that there are only 25 letters in the alphabet (no R's).
You think that three straight days of 90+ temperatures is a heat wave.
You always "bang a left" as soon as the light turns green, and oncoming traffic always expects it.
Everything in town is "a five-minute walk."
You believe that using your turn signal is a sign of weakness.
You think that 63-degree ocean water is warm.